Thursday, May 18, 2006
The Ba Chor Mee Man!
This is the persistently non-political pod-cast from the Mr Brown show. In today’s episode, Jeff Lopez, the man and his ideas, goes for lunch.
1:Hello uncle. err ai jia si mi?
2:Err you have noodles?
1:Of cos got noodles la! I am the ba chor mee stall!
2:Ok very well, uh one ba chor mee please, mee pok ta, mai hiam.
1:Mee pok ta dry ah, dun want chilli ah?
2:Yes.
1:Anything else?
2:No thank you.
1:k.
duh.(sound of bowl on table)
1:na. mee pok ta mai hiam.
2:ok thank you, er wait wait hang on, this has te gua in it.
1:ya la, is got te gua liver one wad.
2:but I said I didn’t want te gua.
1:no u didn’t.
2:yes I did.
1:no u didn’t.
2:yes I did.
1:no u didn’t and I can prove it to u ah~
2:very well prove it.
1:ah ok. u come over here. I show u the cctv camera of my stall.
2:wad?! $*@%^#
1:Nah u see u point to the mee pok, then u say dry, then u point to the chilli, then u shake ur head. U nv say u dun to have the te gua!
2:Oh ok how much is this then?
1:Can see anot ah can see tat u nv say u dun want to have the te gua. huh? Huh? Huh?
2:Its ok I really dun to pursue the matter. How much is my ba chor mee?
1:U agree anot that u nv say u dun want te gua. Can u tell me y u say u tell me u dun want te gua y u didn’t huh?
2:Look Can we move along now and let me eat?
1:No no no u explain to me first.
2:Explain wad?
1:Explain y u say u tell me u dun want te gua y u didn’t say u dun want te gua?
2:What the, Im sorry ok…
1:Sorry not enuf, u must explain y.
2:Explain y wad?
1:Explain y say u tell me u dun want te gua when u didn’t say u dun want te gua?
2:K fine im sorry ok. Pls accept my sincere apologies if my actions caused distress and confusion to u, the ba chor mee man. Look its only a few pieces of liver, lets move on!
1:Move on? Move on ur si lang tao ah. My shop always here. Ok? But sorry also must explain
2:Very well im so sorry im so sorry tat I confused u.
1:Sorry aso must explain y…
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my retrospect;
9:25 PM
