Friday, August 04, 2006
Story!
mr liu, our dearest vp, which i personally like quite alot, became a story teller these few days in morning assembly. sounds lame, ya actually it is. but quite funny too la.
DAY1part1: the usual story about hare and the tortise.(aiya i dunno how to spell. just call it wu gui. =X) ya so the wu gui and hare race lor. the the hare act seh and slept. while the wu gui TROTTED (he actually used tat word, and it sounds funny coming from him!) along and won the race. end. haha.
moral of story: slow and steady, wins the race.
part 2: so the hare not happy wad, so challenge again lor. u tink the hare will take the "challenger" shuttle to challenge his challenger the wu gui? ahhahaha. no. anw so this time around the hare just chiong all the way. and won la. duh. wu gui chiong aso like er... hahah.
moral of the story: fast and consistent wins the race. "rmb to listen out for the next episode tml!"
DAY2part 3: so this time around. the wu gui not happy already. so went to take on the hare again, given tat the wu gui would get to choose the route to race on. the hare, being so confident, didnt bother to look at the map in detail. so the race began, and the hare, learning from his mistake in part 1, now chiong all the way again. suddenly, he STOPPED! cos there was a huge river he could not cross, and so, the hare just decided to wait there. dunno for wad aso la. haha. then the wu gui trotted along, and swam across the river, and won the race.
moral of the story: "erm.. well.. lets leave tat for tml shall we? and rmb to catch the exciting series in part 4 tml! thanks!" tat. was from mr liu. u could just imagine the roar of laughter he earned when he said tat. ahhaha. he's a nice man. =) guess he made a lot of difference to me appealing back to tjc, where i am now. =) nv really got to thank him properly.
anw here's another lame assembly we had. some guy went up to announce first tat someday was scheduled to be a off day for dunno some sports event, dunno wad. forgot already. but tat guy sure got alot of cheering as there was a holiday. then mr liu went up and said"i wonder if there would be such a thunderous support if the school schedules a "STUDY DAY" day." hahaha. wth. then whole assembly become adidas. lll lame la. hahaha. then mr tong, our dm went up to continue, "oh im sure mr liu would get his support if he changed it to a "STUDY AT HOME" day." hahahaha. tat was damm funny la. mr tong went up just to said tat and left the podium. haha. stunned.
ok im tired now. eyes and nose very dry. yucks. hate tat. yawnz my eyes are shutting! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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damm nice!!! confirm ur mouth drop!
my retrospect;
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