haha sorted them out from about a hundred. these are those that are more lame or really lame ones. enjoy.
Q: Why can't skeletons play church music? A: They don't have any organs!
Q: What would Mozart be doing if he was alive today? A: Probably screaming and clawing at the inside of his coffin.
Q: What did the tablecloth say to the table? A: "Dont move, I've got you covered."
Q: Why did the policeman stay in bed? A: He was an undercover cop!
Q: What are goose bumps for? A: To keep geese from speeding!
Q: What organ of the body is the last to die? A: The Liver!
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Boy do we have a lot of problems
Q: Where do grapes go for a good time? A: A jam session!
Q: Hear about the restaurant on the moon? A: Great food but no atmosphere!
anw this is daryl's dive + chase according to ken, video from the slc at bintan just a few weeks ago. its sports instead of student for the "s" i tink. different. so gt 2 slc this year, sports organized by the sports excel ppl and student by the local scholars. haha. here goes.
